June 2013 – Page 6 – Southern Mess Moms

Learning?!?

Ugh I am doing my best to figure out how best to set up my blog! This should be easy right?!? Wrong! I am struggling just to get the picture and headline I want up on the new Home page!

I apparently now need to learn how to write code in HTML in order to do some of the things I want to do. So guess what that means?!? You guys get to keep up with my journey of learning to program as well as all of the other random things I talk about.

I will warn you…these posts will most likely not be PG lol! My anger and frustration as I figure all of this out may involve a few “dirty words” and such 🙂 I’m sure I will have you laughing and yelling along with me as I do my best to figure this out! Heck I may even do a few videos of myself and the computer screen as I work! Could be fun right?!?

Pre-Father’s Day Memory Lane

I talked to my dad for the first time in what seems like forever yesterday! It was so awesome to hear his voice. I have missed him so very much.
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Kidisms

This post will grow with time as I find more and ore humorous things that happen in my day to day life. PLEASE comment with things that you and your kids have said that fit! I would love to see that I am not alone in this crazy thing called Parenthood!
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Not a bad mom!

Do you ever have those moments where you just feel like you are doing EVERYTHING wrong!!! Well, that has been my day today! I did what I usually do, got my chores completed early on, even did part of my daily workout first thing this morning! For some reason it doesn’t seem to matter how much I do or get done…I can’t help the feeling that I am not doing it right!

DIY Tried It!

Okay, let’s be honest with each other for a minute here! How many of you go on Pinterest and are like ‘OH MY GOSH THAT IS AWESOME I’M GOING TO TRY IT!” and then never do…or you tried it and it sooo didn’t come out like it was on the site?!? Well I know that I sure have!! I have decided to dedicate one page on my blog to Do It Yourself things that I have tried and let you know if they worked or not…I will even put up pictures of what it should have looked like and mine! Please feel free to share things that you have tried or would like for me to try 🙂 Wish me luck…I hope to start this today!!

Creme Brulee Pancakes

Creme Brulee

Pancakes!

1egg

3 TBSP melted butter

1 1/2 TBSP vanilla extract

2 TBSP white sugar

1 1/4 cups milk

1/4 cup half and half

1 1/2 cups flour

3 TSP baking powder

1 TSP salt

1/4 cup sugar

2 TBSP brown sugar

1/2 TSP cinnamon

1 TSP butter (or spray butter)

Mix the egg with the 3 tablespoons melted butter, vanilla extract, and 1 tablespoon white sugar. Mix in the milk and half & half. Sift flour with baking powder and salt in a separate bowl; stir flour mix into liquid mix to make a smooth batter.
Mix together 1/4 cup white sugar with brown sugar and cinnamon.
Spray the pan with spray butter or melt 1 teaspoon butter in a pan over medium-low heat. Scoop or pour some of the batter onto the pan once it’s hot. Sprinkle the top of the pancake with the cinnamon sugar mixture. Let the pancake cook until the bottom is golden brown, usually 2 to 3 minutes. Flip it! Cook it until the cinnamon sugar melts into a crust, about 3 minutes. Repeat with remaining batter and cinnamon sugar.
IMPORTANT: Let the pancakes cool WITHOUT stacking them!!

Well, there you have it! Some yummy pancakes! Emalee LOVES these!

Heavenly White Chocolate Chip Fudge Brownie

Simple Heavenly White Chocolate Chip Fudge Brownies

WARNING: I’m an awful cook…but hey this is one I’ve done in the past and

I promise…there were no fatalities!

1 cup of butter (completely melted to make it easy)

3 cups of sugar

1 tbsp sugar

4 eggs

1 1/2 cups of flour

1 cup of cocoa powder

1 tsp salt

1 to 2 cups of assorted chocolate chips (more white than dark)

Cut the oven on to 350 and grease up the pan.
Mix up the sugar, butter and vanilla (blend until it is kind of creamy-ish). Beat in the eggs.
In a different bowl mix together the flour, cocoa and salt. Then pour that mixture into the sugar mixture and blend well.
Add in your chocolate chips (try not to eat them all as you add them!)
Spread it evenly into the greased pan.
Bake for about 35 minutes.
Most important! Tell everyone that it messed up, hide in the bathroom with a spoon and enjoy the creamy chocolate brownie and pray that you don’t have to share!

Hey look! That one didn’t include any box mixes or anything! Aren’t you proud??? lol

I’m not a huge chocolate lover so I prefer to do this with vanilla ice-cream to help take away a bit of the sweetness.

Crock-Pot Death By Chocolate Cake

Okay, this is seriously one that I have made a dozen times! Everyone loves it and it smells and tastes amazing!!

1 Devils Food Chocolate Cake mix

(All the stuff the box says you need for the cake)

1 large packet of chocolate pudding mix

1 packet of vanilla pudding

White & Dark chocolate chips

1 bag of small marshmallows

1. Grease you r crock-pot.

2. In your large crock-pot,mix together the cake mix and all of it’s ingredients.

3. Once it is blended well, add in both packets of pudding.

4. Now add in as many or as little chocolate chips as you would like.

5. Set crock-pot to low and let it cook for about 2 to 3 hours. Yes I know that is an insane amount of time to wait as you house (or classroom, this is perfect for teachers) begins to smell super mouth watering! But it is totally worth it!

6. You want to cook it until the cake is pretty well set and the pudding is almost bubbling out of the cake. You still want it to be a bit gooey. At this point you need to sprinkle the marshmallows all over the top of the cake.

7. Put the lid back on and allow it to sit for about 5 to 10 minutes or until the marshmallows are melted.

8. Serve with vanilla ice-cream so that you don’t die from chocolate overdose!

Scanguards Vampires Series

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Author: Tina Folsom
Website: Tinawritesromance.com & Tina Folsom Blog
Genre: Paranormal romance
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Sons of Kane

Author: Tiffany Allee
Website: Tiffanyallee.com
Genre: Paranormal romance
Books in series: 1 (more to come)

Book Length- 158 pages
Main Characters- Alice Shepard and Noah Thorpe

Synopsis-
The Sons of Kane series starts with Alice, who is super nervous about having to attend her sister’s cruise boat wedding because her awful ex-fiance will not only be there…he will be the best man!! To top things off he is bringing his NEW fiance! Alice showing up alone is simply not an option! So after a few drinks she decides that she is going to ask her hunky neighbor to go as her date.

Noah needs a way to get out of town for a few days while his friends try to get him out of a bad situation. When his pretty neighbor asks him to go on a cruise he doesn’t think it is a good idea…even though the timing is perfect. He tries to come up with reasonable excuses as to why he can’t go, but his friend Charles isn’t having it.

Against his will and better judgement Noah ends up on a cruise ship filled with humans for a week! During the trip he and Alice both must struggle with their attraction to one another…I wonder who will give in first?

Review-

I can honestly say that I read this book in a straight 4 hour period. It’s not that it is short…it’s just that it was so good that once I was in the story line I simply couldn’t make myself leave!! The writing style made me feel like I was going through each and every moment of the story with the characters. I enjoyed that it switched perspectives so that you got a good feel for each character. The author did an amazing job making me want to read more in this series. I will definitely be looking at her website regularly to see if she has a new book yet. She gave just enough information about characters that I am anxious to find out what happens with Charles and Alex, Noah’s brothers, and Andrew, Alice’s brother. I feel like she left a big opening for herself to write at least three more books in this series. I know I certainly want more information on Andrew and Olivia….I sure hope she doesn’t leave it at what was discussed in this book.

Although there were some small issues with the book, none were enough to make me stop reading or make me not recommend it to friends and family. There were humorous moments, intense moments, and some pretty exciting and erotic moments as well. This book was simply delicious and I can’t wait to dig into more of her work!